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How to Suck at Pallbearing
Okay gentlemen, first, thank you for volunteering. We’re going to do what is called a ‘head carry.’ That means we’re going to carry the casket head-first onto that lowering devise at the grave. So you are going to face away from the coach and as I draw the casket out, you are going to receive Continue reading
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Forced Courtesy & Procession Driving
Needs be repeated over and over: I have the road rage. It’s fine, I swear. Just yelling and rude gestures, nothing dangerous, I’m not a savage (my care is too slow). A funeral procession is simply a caravan of funeral vehicles (lead, hearse, limo, etc.) that process from one location (church, funeral home, whatever) to Continue reading
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What is a Funeral Attendant? Part 3: Hearse
Here we are at the final entry to this trilogy. The third position, and the one requiring the most responsibility: the hearse. Or—as the corporate ghouls tell us to call it—the funeral coach. Just to be pedantic: when you search “funeral coach” on Wikipedia, it redirects to “hearse.” Also, it really confuses people to call Continue reading
Good Mourning 